Type 1 Tunes: Volume 1

1. Dexy One-hundred

(Baby, One More Time)

Oh, Dexy, Dexcom,

How was I supposed to know

That arrow wasn’t straight down?

Oh, Dexy, Dexcom,

I shouldn’t have ate that Rolo

And now you’re going up, yeah

Show me a number that I want

To see, Dexy,

‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…

These 5 minutes

Are killing me and I,

I must confess

I need to see, need to see.

When it’s “no data” there is no bed,

Give me a sign

Show me, Dexy, one-hundred!

2. Type 1 Quitter

(Hollaback Girl)

This prick is perfection

U, N-I-C-O-R-N

This prick is perfection

U, N-I-C-O-R-N

This prick is perfection

U, N-I-C-O-R-N

This prick is perfection

U, N-I-C-O-R-N

Few nights, I been around that goal

But I’m just gunna keep fightin’ it though.

Cause I ain’t no type 1 quitter,

I ain’t no type 1 quitter.

3. I Gotta Guess This

(I Gotta Feeling)

I gotta guess this, the Chinese buffet carb count to-night

The Chinese buffet carb count to-night

The Chinese buffet carb count to, to-night

A feeling that tonight’s SWAG won’t be too good.

That tonight’s SWAG won’t be too good

That tonight’s SWAG won’t be too, too good.

A feeling, woohoo, tonight’s gonna need corrections

Tonight’s gonna need corrections

That tonight’s gonna need more cor-rec-tions.

4. I didn’t really have to do much here…

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots

Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots

Shots! On my body!

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